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  1. #1 Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint. Puns 75% liked · 4 votes
  2. #2 Why did the can opener take a nap? It was tired of opening up to people. Puns 100% liked · 1 votes
  3. #3 What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music. Puns 100% liked · 1 votes
  4. #4 Why don't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe. Puns 50% liked · 2 votes
  5. #5 Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them. Puns 50% liked · 2 votes
  6. #6 Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed. Puns 0% liked · 1 votes
  7. #7 What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. Puns
  8. #8 Why did the cyclist take a yoga class? To improve his bike-asanas. Puns
  9. #9 Why don't scientists trust trees? They seem a little shady. Puns
  10. #10 I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks. Puns
  11. #11 Why don't mountains catch colds? They peak in the winter. Puns
  12. #12 Why did the bullet wind up unemployed? It got fired. Puns
  13. #13 What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers. Puns
  14. #14 Why was the broom late? It over-swept. Puns
  15. #15 Why did the gym close down? It just didn't work out. Puns
  16. #16 I tried to catch some fog. I mist. Puns
  17. #17 I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. Puns
  18. #18 Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing. Puns
  19. #19 I'm reading a book about teleportation. It's bound to take me places. Puns
  20. #20 What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador. Puns
  21. #21 Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. Puns
  22. #22 What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. Puns
  23. #23 I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. Puns
  24. #24 Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Puns
  25. #25 I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Way more efficient. Puns 0% liked · 2 votes
  26. #26 Why did the bicycle stand by itself? Because it was two-tired. Puns 0% liked · 1 votes
  27. #27 What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange. Puns 0% liked · 1 votes

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