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  1. #1 Why was the keyboard tired? It had a long shift. Tech 83% liked · 6 votes
  2. #2 Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse. Tech 67% liked · 6 votes
  3. #3 Why did the developer go to therapy? He had too many unresolved issues. Tech 100% liked · 2 votes
  4. #4 Why did the SQL developer break up with his girlfriend? There was no foreign key in their relationship. Tech 50% liked · 2 votes
  5. #5 Why did the smartphone wear glasses? It lost its contacts. Tech 100% liked · 1 votes
  6. #6 How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem. Tech 100% liked · 1 votes
  7. #7 How do you know when a programmer is an extrovert? They look at your shoes when they talk to you. Tech 43% liked · 7 votes
  8. #8 Why did the developer's laptop drown? He flushed the buffer too hard. Tech 50% liked · 2 votes
  9. #9 Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. Tech 50% liked · 2 votes
  10. #10 Why are computer scientists bad at relationships? They keep trying to merge in the wrong branch. Tech 0% liked · 1 votes
  11. #11 What's a hacker's favorite season? Phishing season. Tech 0% liked · 1 votes
  12. #12 Why do TCP packets never get to parties on time? They're too reliable — always ACKnowledging things first. Tech 0% liked · 1 votes
  13. #13 Why don't computers like fish? They're afraid of the net. Tech 0% liked · 1 votes
  14. #14 What did the router say to the doctor? It hurts when IP. Tech 0% liked · 1 votes
  15. #15 Why don't bachelors like Git? Because they're afraid to commit. Tech 0% liked · 1 votes
  16. #16 Why do Python developers prefer snakes? They're just used to indented bodies. Tech 0% liked · 1 votes
  17. #17 How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware issue. Tech 0% liked · 1 votes
  18. #18 Why did the laptop go to the dentist? It had a Bluetooth problem. Tech 0% liked · 1 votes
  19. #19 Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. Tech 0% liked · 1 votes
  20. #20 How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots. Tech
  21. #21 What's an engineer's favorite type of dance? The algo-rhythm. Tech
  22. #22 Why don't Python developers like decaf? No imports, no joy. Tech
  23. #23 Why did the CPU file a complaint? It was getting fanned too aggressively. Tech
  24. #24 Why did the cloud break up with the laptop? Too much storage drama. Tech
  25. #25 Why was the Wi-Fi router so calm? It had great signal strength. Tech
  26. #26 Why are databases bad at hide and seek? They're always indexed. Tech
  27. #27 What did the server say to the client? I'm not feeling 100, more like a 500. Tech
  28. #28 Why do HTML developers love nature? It's open source. Tech
  29. #29 Why are CSS jokes hard to write? They never align. Tech
  30. #30 Why did the user delete the cookie? Because it had bad bites. Tech

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