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  1. #1 What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe. Wholesome 67% liked · 3 votes
  2. #2 Why was the gardener happy? Business was growing. Wholesome 100% liked · 2 votes
  3. #3 Why are bookshelves always so confident? They've got everything covered. Wholesome
  4. #4 Why do socks have such great careers? They always pair up. Wholesome
  5. #5 Why is the bicycle such a good listener? It'll go the extra mile for you. Wholesome
  6. #6 Why did the smile go viral? It was contagious. Wholesome
  7. #7 What's a notebook's favorite emotion? Empathy — it's always taking notes from others. Wholesome
  8. #8 Why did the recycling bin get an award? It made the world a little greener. Wholesome
  9. #9 What did the kitten say to the lonely puppy? You're purr-fect company. Wholesome
  10. #10 What did the soup say to the bowl? You've got me feeling warm inside. Wholesome
  11. #11 Why are sunflowers so popular? They always know how to brighten a room. Wholesome
  12. #12 Why was the diary so encouraging? It really kept things between us. Wholesome
  13. #13 Why do bookmarks make great friends? They'll always save your place. Wholesome
  14. #14 I told my plant a secret. It really grew on me. Wholesome
  15. #15 Why did the candy bar smile? Someone unwrapped it with kindness. Wholesome
  16. #16 Why did the baker open a cafe? They knew it was the yeast they could do. Wholesome
  17. #17 What did the umbrella say in a storm? I've got you. Wholesome
  18. #18 Why did the tomato turn red on Valentine's Day? It saw the salad dressing — and felt loved. Wholesome
  19. #19 What did the heart say to the body? You can count on me. Wholesome
  20. #20 Why was the gardener so wise? They always knew how to grow. Wholesome
  21. #21 Why was the snowflake so kind? It always made sure everyone got a turn falling first. Wholesome
  22. #22 What did the kindergartener bring to the picnic? A blanket of love. Wholesome
  23. #23 What did the puppy say to the kid? I think we'll be best friends fur-ever. Wholesome
  24. #24 Why did the boomerang come back? Because it missed you. Wholesome
  25. #25 Why did the friendly book go to therapy? It just needed to open up. Wholesome
  26. #26 What's a star's favorite snack? Milky way bars — they're out of this world. Wholesome
  27. #27 What did the friendly bee say to the flower? Hi, honey. Wholesome
  28. #28 What did the kind cloud say to the rainbow? Color me impressed. Wholesome
  29. #29 What did the soft pillow say to the bed? I've got your back. Wholesome
  30. #30 What did the teapot say to the kettle? You really steam me up — in a good way. Wholesome

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