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  1. #1 🤣 What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic. Wordplay 100% liked · 2 votes
  2. #2 🤣 I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time. Wordplay 100% liked · 2 votes
  3. #3 🤣 What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh. Wordplay 50% liked · 2 votes
  4. #4 🤣 What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved goodbye. Wordplay
  5. #5 🤣 I have a friend who can't stop talking about taxidermy. I'm stuffed with stories. Wordplay
  6. #6 🤣 I told my friend I was good at sleeping. He said he'd dream of being that talented. Wordplay
  7. #7 🤣 Why don't we ever tell jokes about pencils? Because they're pointless. Wordplay
  8. #8 🤣 I told my friend ten jokes to make him laugh. No pun in ten did. Wordplay
  9. #9 🤣 Why did the stamp go to school? To stay in touch. Wordplay
  10. #10 🤣 What's the best way to talk to a fish? Drop it a line. Wordplay
  11. #11 🤣 Why did the painter break up with the canvas? It was too two-faced. Wordplay
  12. #12 🤣 Why did the man stop telling tornado jokes? They were all just spin. Wordplay
  13. #13 🤣 What's a leaf's favorite season? Fall — it really brings them down to earth. Wordplay
  14. #14 🤣 What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts. Wordplay
  15. #15 🤣 Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants. Wordplay
  16. #16 🤣 Why was the broom always tired? It was sweeping the floor all day. Wordplay
  17. #17 🤣 What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey. Wordplay
  18. #18 🤣 Why do they always sing the alphabet song at the end? Because there's no rhyme or reason to start in the middle. Wordplay
  19. #19 🤣 What's the safest place during an earthquake? Anywhere with a stable foundation. Wordplay
  20. #20 🤣 I tried to take a picture of the fog. Mist. Wordplay
  21. #21 🤣 What's a sailor's least favorite vegetable? Leeks. Wordplay
  22. #22 🤣 Why don't we play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. Wordplay
  23. #23 🤣 What's a librarian's favorite dance move? The Dewey Decimal. Wordplay
  24. #24 🤣 Why did the music sheet go to therapy? It had too many sharps and flats. Wordplay
  25. #25 🤣 Why don't leopards play hide and seek? They're always spotted. Wordplay
  26. #26 🤣 What kind of music do astronauts like? Nep-tunes. Wordplay
  27. #27 🤣 What do you call a magician on an airplane? A flying sorcerer. Wordplay
  28. #28 🤣 Why was the dictionary worried? It was losing its definition. Wordplay
  29. #29 🤣 I love jokes about eyes. The cornea, the better. Wordplay
  30. #30 🤣 I went to buy some camo pants. Couldn't find any. Wordplay

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