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  1. #1 What's a librarian's favorite dance move? The Dewey Decimal. Wordplay 67% liked · 9 votes
  2. #2 I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y. Wordplay 100% liked · 3 votes
  3. #3 What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh. Wordplay 60% liked · 5 votes
  4. #4 What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic. Wordplay 100% liked · 2 votes
  5. #5 I lost my job at the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. Wordplay 100% liked · 2 votes
  6. #6 I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time. Wordplay 100% liked · 2 votes
  7. #7 What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved goodbye. Wordplay 100% liked · 1 votes
  8. #8 Why don't we ever tell jokes about pencils? Because they're pointless. Wordplay 100% liked · 1 votes
  9. #9 Why did the painter break up with the canvas? It was too two-faced. Wordplay 100% liked · 1 votes
  10. #10 How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. Wordplay 100% liked · 1 votes
  11. #11 Why don't spies stay in bed? They always have to cover themselves. Wordplay 100% liked · 1 votes
  12. #12 What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer. Wordplay 100% liked · 1 votes
  13. #13 I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down. Wordplay 100% liked · 1 votes
  14. #14 The other day, I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester. Wordplay 100% liked · 1 votes
  15. #15 I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something. Wordplay 100% liked · 1 votes
  16. #16 Why did the cyclist always carry water? In case he ran into a puddle and dried up. Wordplay 50% liked · 6 votes
  17. #17 What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no-eye-deer. Wordplay 50% liked · 2 votes
  18. #18 I told my friend ten jokes to make him laugh. No pun in ten did. Wordplay 0% liked · 1 votes
  19. #19 What's the best way to talk to a fish? Drop it a line. Wordplay 0% liked · 1 votes
  20. #20 What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts. Wordplay 0% liked · 1 votes
  21. #21 Why don't calendars sleep at night? Their days are numbered. Wordplay 0% liked · 1 votes
  22. #22 Why are pirates great singers? They can hit the high Cs. Wordplay 0% liked · 1 votes
  23. #23 What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! Wordplay 0% liked · 1 votes
  24. #24 I have a friend who can't stop talking about taxidermy. I'm stuffed with stories. Wordplay
  25. #25 I told my friend I was good at sleeping. He said he'd dream of being that talented. Wordplay
  26. #26 Why did the stamp go to school? To stay in touch. Wordplay
  27. #27 Why did the man stop telling tornado jokes? They were all just spin. Wordplay
  28. #28 What's a leaf's favorite season? Fall — it really brings them down to earth. Wordplay
  29. #29 Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants. Wordplay
  30. #30 Why was the broom always tired? It was sweeping the floor all day. Wordplay

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