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Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts - The Onion

WASHINGTON—Apologizing to his fellow congressmen after he fumbled the wooden handle for the fifth time in a row, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson was observed struggling to hold his speaker gavel Tuesday while wearing …

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