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Tearful Mark Zuckerberg Smothers Metaverse Avatar With Digital Pillow - The Onion

PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his company effectively pulled the plug on the virtual world, a tearful Mark Zuckerberg reportedly smothere…

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