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New Meta Glasses Feature Reminds Users To Blink To Appear Human - The Onion

MENLO PARK, CA—Touting the new software update as a staggering innovation no other wearable technology could offer, CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced Wednesday that Meta’s smart glasses would now remind users to blink to ap…

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