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Olive Garden Unveils New ‘We Invented Spaghetti’ Slogan - The Onion

ORLANDO, FL—In an effort to attract first-time clientele and bring back old fans, Italian American restaurant chain Olive Garden unveiled its new “We Invented Spaghetti” slogan Friday during a call with investors. “We w…

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