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Audubon Society Formally Excommunicates Penguins - The Onion

NEW YORK—Condemning the semiaquatic seabirds’ heretical acts as an affront to the principles the organization was founded to sustain, Audubon Society officials released a statement Monday formally excommunicating pengui…

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