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‘Time To Become Immortal,’ Announces RFK Jr., Exposing Perineum Atop Solar Tower - The Onion

SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY, CA—Tugging down his blue jeans as tens of thousands of heliostat mirrors angled the noonday sun in his direction, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was reportedly overheard…

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