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Wife’s Muscular Sidepiece Challenged To Battle Of Wits - The Onion

DAYTON, OH—Jeering that the other man’s chiseled physique would offer little aid in their upcoming confrontation, local intellectual Kenneth Dufresne reportedly challenged his wife’s muscular sidepiece to a battle of wi…

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