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Trump Tears Up White House In Search Of More Munitions - The Onion

WASHINGTON—Surrounded on all sides by overturned furniture, ripped-out desk drawers, and dozens of loose items flung wildly from their shelves, President Donald Trump reportedly tore up the White House on Thursday in a frantic search for more munitions. “Come on, come on, there’s gotta be one of those interceptor things around here somewhere,” said Trump, […]