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What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

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Why was six afraid of seven?

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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

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What goes up but never comes down?

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A skeleton walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

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I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?

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A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.

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Why did the tomato turn red?

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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

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Why don't skeletons fight each other?

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Why did the coach go to the bank?

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A horse walks into a bar.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

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Three statisticians go hunting.

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What has hands but cannot clap?

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What's black and white and read all over?

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The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

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Why did the kid eat his homework?