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Why was six afraid of seven?

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Because seven eight nine.

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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

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Short.

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What goes up but never comes down?

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Your age.

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A skeleton walks into a bar.

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He orders a beer and a mop.

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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

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He says, 'A beer please, and one for the road.'

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I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?

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A candle.

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A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.

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The librarian whispers, 'They're right behind you.'

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Why did the tomato turn red?

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Because it saw the salad dressing.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

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She kept running away from the ball.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

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A coin.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

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A stick.

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Why don't skeletons fight each other?

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They don't have the guts.

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Why did the coach go to the bank?

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To get his quarterback.

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A horse walks into a bar.

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The bartender asks, 'Why the long face?'

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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

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Tooth-hurty.

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Three statisticians go hunting.

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The first shoots and misses left. The second misses right. The third yells, 'We got him!'

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What has hands but cannot clap?

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A clock.

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What's black and white and read all over?

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A newspaper.

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The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

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Footsteps.

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

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The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

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In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the kid eat his homework?

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The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

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To draw the curtains.

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A man tells his doctor, 'It hurts when I do this.'

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The doctor says, 'Then don't do that.'

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