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What's the integral of 1/cabin?

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Log cabin. (Plus a constant — a houseboat.)

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Why did the statistician drown?

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The average depth was only three feet.

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Why are pi jokes never short?

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They go on forever.

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What do you call an angle that's adorable?

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Acute angle.

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Why was the algebra teacher so good at gardening?

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Because of all the square roots.

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Why did the math teacher write on the window?

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He wanted the lesson to be very clear.

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Why did the Möbius strip break up with the rectangle?

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It only had one side of the relationship.

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What did the triangle say to the circle?

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You're pointless.

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Why are math books always sad?

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They're always full of problems.

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Why was algebra easy for the gardener?

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Lots of plant variables.

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Why do mathematicians love parks?

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Because of all the natural logs.

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What did the right angle say after a long week?

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I'm all squared away.

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Why is six afraid of seven?

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Because seven is a prime suspect.

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Why did pi flunk driver's ed?

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It didn't know when to stop.

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What's a math teacher's favorite kind of tree?

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Geometry.

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What's an integer's favorite kind of party?

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A whole one.

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Why don't mathematicians swim?

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Because they're afraid of differential equations.

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Why don't mathematicians get lost?

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They always find their way back to the origin.

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Why don't mathematicians read fiction?

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They prefer prime numbers.

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Why was the equal sign so humble?

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He realized he wasn't less than or greater than anyone.

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Why was the geometry book so depressed?

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It had too many problems.

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Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

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To get to the same side.

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Why was the math book sad?

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Because it had too many problems.

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Why did the math book look sad?

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Because it had too many problems to solve on its own.

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