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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

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A roamin' Catholic.

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I tried to make a belt out of watches.

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It was a waist of time.

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

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Fsh.

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Why did the cyclist always carry water?

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In case he ran into a puddle and dried up.

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I love jokes about eyes.

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The cornea, the better.

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What's a leaf's favorite season?

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Fall — it really brings them down to earth.

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I quit my job at the helium factory.

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I refuse to be talked to in that tone.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?

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It's fine — he woke up.

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What's the safest place during an earthquake?

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Anywhere with a stable foundation.

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Why did the painter break up with the canvas?

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It was too two-faced.

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Why did the artist go to jail?

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He kept drawing suspicions.

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What did the right eye say to the left eye?

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Between us, something smells.

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Why are pirates great singers?

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They can hit the high Cs.

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Why don't leopards play hide and seek?

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They're always spotted.

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I used to hate facial hair,

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but then it grew on me.

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Why don't graveyards ever get robbed?

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Because they're dead quiet.

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What do you call two birds in love?

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Tweet-hearts.

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What do you call a beehive without an exit?

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Unbelievable.

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

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Aye matey.

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Why did the bicycle fall asleep?

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It was two-tired of standing.

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What do you call a magician on an airplane?

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A flying sorcerer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

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Still no-eye-deer.

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I told my friend I was good at sleeping.

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He said he'd dream of being that talented.

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I have a friend who can't stop talking about taxidermy.

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I'm stuffed with stories.

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