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What's a chef's favorite kind of party?

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A whisk taker bash.

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What did the chef say at the end of the meal?

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It was souper.

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What's a pirate's favorite snack?

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Aaargh-tichokes.

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Why did the salt break up with the pepper?

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It needed some space-shaker.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

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With a pumpkin patch.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

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It got mugged.

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Why did the tomato blush?

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It saw the salad changing.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

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Nothing — it just let out a little wine.

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Why did the soda go to school?

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To get a little fizz-ical education.

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What's a vegetable's favorite martial art?

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Kale-jitsu.

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What's a chef's favorite holiday?

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Souper Bowl Sunday.

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Why don't pancakes ever lose at hide-and-seek?

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They're flat-out terrible at it.

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What's a vegan zombie's favorite food?

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Graaaains.

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Why did the apple turn red?

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Because it saw the orange peel.

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

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I've got my eye on you, season-er or later.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

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Because it wasn't peeling well.

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What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?

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Booberries and scream of wheat.

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What's a cheese's favorite music?

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R&Brie.

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Why don't eggs gossip?

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They might crack each other up.

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What did the avocado say to the chip?

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You guac my world.

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What do you call a sad coffee bean?

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A grumble bean.

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What does a baker say after a long day?

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I'm bread.

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Why did the donut go to the dentist?

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To get a filling.

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Why was the spaghetti so confident?

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It always has its noodle on straight.

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