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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

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He made a mint.

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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

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He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Why did the can opener take a nap?

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It was tired of opening up to people.

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What do you call fake spaghetti?

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An impasta.

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Why did the picture go to jail?

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Because it was framed.

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What kind of music do mummies listen to?

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Wrap music.

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What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

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A blood orange.

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I'm reading a book about teleportation.

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It's bound to take me places.

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I tried to catch some fog.

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I mist.

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Why don't melons get married?

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Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the cyclist take a yoga class?

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To improve his bike-asanas.

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Why did the gym close down?

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It just didn't work out.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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Way more efficient.

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Why did the bicycle stand by itself?

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Because it was two-tired.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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An investigator.

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Why was the broom late?

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It over-swept.

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Parallel lines have so much in common.

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It's a shame they'll never meet.

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I used to be a banker,

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but I lost interest.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

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It was soda pressing.

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

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Sneakers.

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Why don't scientists trust trees?

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They seem a little shady.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

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It's impossible to put down.

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Why did the bullet wind up unemployed?

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It got fired.

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Why don't mountains catch colds?

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They peak in the winter.

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