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Why was the gardener happy?

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Business was growing.

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I'm not great at math,

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but I can count on my friends.

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Why was the gardener so wise?

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They always knew how to grow.

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What did the kind cloud say to the rainbow?

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Color me impressed.

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What did the big flower say to the little flower?

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Hi, bud.

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What did the heart say to the body?

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You can count on me.

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Why did the rainbow get a job?

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It wanted to give back its colors.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog?

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Frostbite. (And a very confused snowman.)

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I told my plant a secret.

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It really grew on me.

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Why are skeletons so calm?

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Nothing gets under their skin.

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Why was the diary so encouraging?

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It really kept things between us.

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Why is the bicycle such a good listener?

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It'll go the extra mile for you.

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What did the umbrella say in a storm?

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I've got you.

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Why is the sky always so cheerful?

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It looks on the bright side.

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

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I'll meet you at the corner.

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What did the kind shoe say to the lost sock?

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I've got you covered.

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What did the snowman say to the carrot?

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Nice nose, neighbor.

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What did the lamp say to its kid?

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You light up my life.

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What's a skeleton's least favorite room?

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The living room.

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Why are sunflowers so popular?

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They always know how to brighten a room.

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Why did the baker open a cafe?

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They knew it was the yeast they could do.

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Why did the smile go viral?

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It was contagious.

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Why don't skeletons ever drink coffee?

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It goes right through them.

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Why did the candy bar smile?

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Someone unwrapped it with kindness.

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