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Why are elephants so wrinkly?

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Why are dogs bad dancers?

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What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza?

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What did the duck say to the bartender?

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

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Why don't cats play poker in the wild?

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

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I named my fish Bob.

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Why do giraffes have such long necks?

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What's a fish's favorite TV show?

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What do you call a fish with a tie?

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Why was the owl always so quiet?

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What do you call a llama with no eyes?

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What do you call a dog that can do magic?

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

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What do you call a snake that works for the government?

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How does a lion greet other animals?

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What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?

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What's a cat's favorite color?

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Why was the cat so good at video games?

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Why are frogs always so happy?

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Why did the chicken join a band?

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What did the dog say after a long day?

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What do you call a pile of cats?