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What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza?

Animals

Pup-eroni.

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Why are elephants so wrinkly?

Animals

Have you ever tried to iron one?

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What did the duck say to the bartender?

Animals

Put it on my bill.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

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To prove he wasn't chicken.

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Why don't cats play poker in the wild?

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Too many cheetahs.

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

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They don't know the words either.

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I named my fish Bob.

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He kept floating to the top.

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Why do giraffes have such long necks?

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Because their feet smell.

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What's a fish's favorite TV show?

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Whale of Fortune.

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What do you call a fish with a tie?

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Sofishticated. Again.

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Why was the owl always so quiet?

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He didn't give a hoot.

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What do you call a llama with no eyes?

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A llma.

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What do you call a dog that can do magic?

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A labracadabrador. (We can't stop.)

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

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Ground beef.

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What do you call a snake that works for the government?

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A civil serpent.

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How does a lion greet other animals?

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Pleased to eat you.

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What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?

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Sofishticated.

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What's a cat's favorite color?

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Purr-ple.

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Why was the cat so good at video games?

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He had nine lives.

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Why are frogs always so happy?

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Because they eat whatever bugs them.

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Why did the chicken join a band?

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Because it had the drumsticks.

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What did the dog say after a long day?

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Today was rough.

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What do you call a pile of cats?

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A meow-tain.

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Why don't sharks like fast food?

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They can't catch it.

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