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Why was the keyboard tired?

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It had a long shift.

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Why did the developer go to therapy?

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He had too many unresolved issues.

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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

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Because light attracts bugs.

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Why do Python developers prefer snakes?

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They're just used to indented bodies.

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I started a band called 999 Megabytes.

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We haven't gotten a gig yet.

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Why are CSS jokes hard to write?

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They never align.

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What is the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

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Inheritance.

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Why did the SQL developer break up with his girlfriend?

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There was no foreign key in their relationship.

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Why don't computers like fish?

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They're afraid of the net.

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Why did the developer's laptop drown?

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He flushed the buffer too hard.

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Why are databases bad at hide and seek?

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They're always indexed.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

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None. That's a hardware issue.

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Why did the CPU file a complaint?

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It was getting fanned too aggressively.

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Why do HTML developers love nature?

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It's open source.

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Why did the smartphone wear glasses?

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It lost its contacts.

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What's a hacker's favorite season?

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Phishing season.

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What's a developer's favorite tea?

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Proper-tea.

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Why was the developer poor?

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He kept dividing by zero in his bank account.

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Why did the developer go broke?

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He used up all his cache.

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

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None. That's a hardware problem.

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Why did the cat sit on the computer?

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To keep an eye on the mouse.

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What did the router say to the doctor?

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It hurts when IP.

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Why did the laptop go to the dentist?

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It had a Bluetooth problem.

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What is a recursive function's favorite song?

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A song about recursive functions, that opens with a song about recursive functions...

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