Jokes

Visitor mode Browse the public jokes catalog. Sign up when you want to rate, save, comment, filter by matches, or build a profile. Join
Filter Jokes
Clear
Humor type All humor Animals Classic Dad Jokes Food Math Nerd Observational Puns Tech Wholesome Wordplay
46 jokes · Nerd Scroll for more
🤓 Jokes

Why was the astronaut single?

Nerd

He needed space.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

What does a subatomic duck say?

Nerd

Quark.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

Why did the photon refuse luggage?

Nerd

Because it was traveling light.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle in space?

Nerd

An impasta-naut.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

I'd tell you a chemistry joke,

Nerd

but I don't think I'd get a reaction.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

Why don't scientists trust the moon's data?

Nerd

It goes through phases.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

Why are biologists never lonely?

Nerd

They have so many cells.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.

Nerd

The bartender replies, 'For you, no charge.'

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

Why did the engineer go to the bar after work?

Nerd

To unwind a coil.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

Why don't aliens visit Earth?

Nerd

Look at our reviews — one star.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

What's the chemistry teacher's favorite plant?

Nerd

Sodium-plant.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

Why couldn't the astronomy student afford college?

Nerd

He kept losing his marbles, also known as Saturn's moons.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

What's an astronaut's least favorite key on the keyboard?

Nerd

The space bar — too crowded.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

Nerd

He wanted to win the no-bell prize.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

Why do electrical engineers love camping?

Nerd

They get to use their conductors.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar.

Nerd

And doesn't.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

Why do biologists love watching TV?

Nerd

They love microcosms.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

Why did the chemist read the periodic table?

Nerd

For element-ary reasons.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

Why did the photon refuse to check a bag at the airport?

Nerd

Because it was traveling light.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

What's the dating advice of an astronaut?

Nerd

Don't orbit too close.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

Why are stars terrible storytellers?

Nerd

They always end with a big bang.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

Why did the biologist take a break?

Nerd

He was tired of all the cell phones.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

What's a physicist's favorite kind of music?

Nerd

Anything with a good wavelength.

Recommend it?
🤓 Jokes

Why can't you trust an atom?

Nerd

They literally make up everything.

Recommend it?