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Why don't we tell secrets in a cornfield?

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What did the buffalo say when his daughter graduated college?

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How does the moon cut its hair?

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

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What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?

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Why did the man bring a pencil to bed?

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I told my dog a joke about a stick.

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I told my suitcase there'd be no vacation this year.

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I told my dog he was adopted.

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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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How do you make a tissue dance?

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How do trees get on the internet?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

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How do you organize a space party?

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How does a train eat?

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Why did the can-opener stop dating the bottle?

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I told my carpenter I didn't want shelves anymore.

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I'm on a seafood diet.

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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?