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JokesBy Jerry G.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?

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Why did the rose go out with the mushroom?

JokesBy Michael

What did the Baby Olive say to the Mama Olive when it fell off the table?

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What's a librarian's favorite dance move?

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Why did the cyclist always carry water?

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

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I tried to make a belt out of watches.

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I lost my job at the calendar factory.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

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Why did the painter break up with the canvas?

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I'm reading a book on the history of glue.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

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I don't trust stairs.

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Why don't spies stay in bed?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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The other day, I held the door open for a clown.

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Why don't we ever tell jokes about pencils?

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How does a penguin build its house?

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Why are pirates great singers?

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What do you call two birds in love?

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I told my friend ten jokes to make him laugh.