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Why was the astronaut single?

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What is the speed of dark?

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How does Saturn keep in touch?

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What does a subatomic duck say?

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Why did the photon refuse luggage?

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What do you call a fake noodle in space?

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I'd tell you a chemistry joke,

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Why don't scientists trust the moon's data?

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Why are biologists never lonely?

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.

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Why did the engineer go to the bar after work?

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Why don't aliens visit Earth?

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What's the chemistry teacher's favorite plant?

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Why couldn't the astronomy student afford college?

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What's an astronaut's least favorite key on the keyboard?

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

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Why do electrical engineers love camping?

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar.

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Why do biologists love watching TV?

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Why did the chemist read the periodic table?

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Why did the photon refuse to check a bag at the airport?

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What's the dating advice of an astronaut?

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Why are stars terrible storytellers?

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Why did the biologist take a break?