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JokesBy Jerry G.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?

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Why did the rose go out with the mushroom?

JokesBy Michael

What did the Baby Olive say to the Mama Olive when it fell off the table?

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Why are elephants so wrinkly?

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I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament,

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What's a librarian's favorite dance move?

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Why are dogs bad dancers?

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Why was the keyboard tired?

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Why did the cat sit on the computer?

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Why did the cyclist always carry water?

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How do you know when a programmer is an extrovert?

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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

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What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

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Why does waiting for water to boil take longer than watching paint dry?

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Why was the gardener happy?

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What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza?

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

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What did the duck say to the bartender?

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Why did the rooster cross the road?