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One-Week Sober Man Thought All Problems Would Be Fixed By Now - The Onion
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One-Week Sober Man Thought All Problems Would Be Fixed By Now - The Onion

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CHARLOTTE, NC—Admitting he was baffled that the seven days without whiskey hadn’t already made him a high-functioning member of society, local one-week sober man Trent Ross told reporters Friday he thought all his problems would have been fixed by now. “It’s been seven days since I had a drink, but I still haven’t gotten a […]

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