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Sweaty Youth Soccer Team Stinking Up Entire Red Robin - The Onion

COLUMBUS, OH—As they ran freely between tables and emitted a powerful odor of sweat, grass, and damp polyester, a youth soccer team was stinking up an entire Red Robin following a morning tournament, restaurant patrons confirmed Saturday. “They’re climbing over the backs of the seats, throwing fries at each other, being loud—every time one of them […]