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Report: Tennis-Racket-Shaped Bag Gotta Be Full Of Tennis Rackets - The Onion
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Report: Tennis-Racket-Shaped Bag Gotta Be Full Of Tennis Rackets - The Onion

Satire · theonion.com · generic

ESTES PARK, CO—Noting the bag’s elongated oval shape, prominent Wilson logo, and the fact that its owner was walking directly toward a tennis court, a new report released Tuesday concluded that the tennis-racket-shaped bag in local man Marcus Walman’s hand just had to be full of tennis rackets. “Using a multivariate Bayesian object-classification framework incorporating […]

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