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White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe - The Onion
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White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe - The Onion

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WASHINGTON—Dismissing public concern about the president’s health as baseless speculation, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, announced at a press conference Friday that Donald Trump has always been a face drawn onto a cantaloupe. “If you go back and look at his presidential portrait, he’s always had two dots as […]

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