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High School Football Coach Has Good Feeling About New Player Called ‘Thunder Beef’ - The Onion

DANBURY, CT—Marveling aloud that he had rarely been so sure of an athlete’s unbridled potential, Huntington High School head football coach Michael McNeese said Monday he just had a good feeling about a new player that other kids on the team were referring to simply as “Thunder Beef.” McNeese told reporters he tabbed the massive […]