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Regretful Man Realizes He Would Be Rich By Now If He Had Invested In Rice 7,000 Years Ago - The Onion

ST. LOUIS—Kicking himself for missing out on a potentially lucrative financial opportunity, local man Keith Towers reportedly realized this week that he might have become rich if he had invested in rice 7,000 years ago. “Damn, I wish I’d had the foresight to put some money down on rice back in 5000 B.C., because I’d […]