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Starbucks Announces New Teen-Free Hours For Nervous Adults Who Just Want To Redeem Birthday Reward - The Onion
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Starbucks Announces New Teen-Free Hours For Nervous Adults Who Just Want To Redeem Birthday Reward - The Onion

Satire · theonion.com · generic

SEATTLE—In an effort to lure back self-conscious adult customers, Starbucks officials announced this week that locations across the country would introduce new teen-free hours for nervous adults who just wanted to redeem their birthday rewards. “Stop by any Starbucks between 8 and 9 a.m. to enjoy your free cake pop without having to worry you’ll […]

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