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Why don't we tell secrets in a cornfield?

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Too many ears around.

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What did the buffalo say when his daughter graduated college?

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Bison.

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

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You'd think it's R, but his true love is the C.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

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He was outstanding in his field.

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

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Wasa-bee!

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

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Give me my quarterback.

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What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?

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Nacho problem.

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Why did the man bring a pencil to bed?

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He wanted to draw the curtains.

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I told my dog a joke about a stick.

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He didn't catch it.

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I told my suitcase there'd be no vacation this year.

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Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.

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I told my dog he was adopted.

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He hasn't been the same since.

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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

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A private tutor.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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A gummy bear.

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How do you make a tissue dance?

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You put a little boogie in it.

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How do trees get on the internet?

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They log in.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

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Nacho cheese.

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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

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It was high school.

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How do you organize a space party?

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You planet.

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How does a train eat?

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It chew-chews.

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Why did the can-opener stop dating the bottle?

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They had nothing to open up about.

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I told my carpenter I didn't want shelves anymore.

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He gave me a blank stare.

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I'm on a seafood diet.

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I see food, and I eat it.

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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

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A labracadabrador.

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I'm on a new diet — I just eat watches.

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It's very time consuming.

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