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Imperialist Planet Fitness Declares Annexed GameStop Part Of Judgement Free Zone - The Onion
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Imperialist Planet Fitness Declares Annexed GameStop Part Of Judgement Free Zone - The Onion

Satire · theonion.com · generic

HANNIBAL, MO—Expanding their exercise empire through a hostile takeover of the nearby business, the imperialistic Planet Fitness reportedly annexed a nearby GameStop Thursday as part of their Judgement Free Zone. “In our commitment to improving the world’s physique, we must take what is rightfully ours,” said Planet Fitness CEO Colleen Keating in a fiery speech, […]

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