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Why are dogs bad dancers?

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Why are elephants so wrinkly?

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What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza?

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What did the duck say to the bartender?

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

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Why don't cats play poker in the wild?

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What's a sheep's favorite kind of math?

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What do you call a dog that can do magic?

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

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Why was the cat so good at video games?

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What do you call a polite squirrel?

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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes its car?

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

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Why don't kangaroos make good librarians?

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Why was the bee so quiet?

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How does a turtle reach high places?

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Why are frogs always so happy?

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Why don't lobsters share their toys?

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What does an octopus wear in winter?

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Why don't spiders use computers?

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I named my fish Bob.

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What do you call a bear who's caught in the rain?

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Why did the duck go to rehab?