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JokesBy Jerry G.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?

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Why did the rose go out with the mushroom?

JokesBy Michael

What did the Baby Olive say to the Mama Olive when it fell off the table?

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What's a librarian's favorite dance move?

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Why did the cyclist always carry water?

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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

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I tried to make a belt out of watches.

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I lost my job at the calendar factory.

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I love jokes about eyes.

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What's a leaf's favorite season?

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I quit my job at the helium factory.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?

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What's the safest place during an earthquake?

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Why did the painter break up with the canvas?

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Why did the artist go to jail?

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What did the right eye say to the left eye?

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Why are pirates great singers?

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Why don't leopards play hide and seek?

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I used to hate facial hair,

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Why don't graveyards ever get robbed?

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What do you call two birds in love?