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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

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What's a chef's favorite kind of party?

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Why did the salt break up with the pepper?

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

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What's a vegan zombie's favorite food?

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Why did the pie go to school?

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What does a corn say after a great party?

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Why are vegetables great in band?

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What did the chef say at the end of the meal?

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Why did the tomato blush?

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

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What does a baker say after a long day?

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Why is lettuce the best at hide-and-seek?

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What's an ice cream's favorite music?

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Why did the toast go to the spa?

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Why don't restaurants give discounts on pasta?

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What's a pirate's favorite snack?

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What's a vegetable's favorite martial art?

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Why don't we ever tell jokes about pizza?

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I tried to write a song with cheese in the title.

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Why did the egg hide?

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

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Why did the soda go to school?