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How do you keep a mathematician busy?

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What's the integral of 1/cabin?

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Why did the Möbius strip break up with the rectangle?

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Why did the math book look sad?

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What did the zero say to the eight?

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What did the pythagorean theorem say at the bar?

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Why are pi jokes never short?

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Why do mathematicians love parks?

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Why don't mathematicians swim?

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Why was the equal sign so humble?

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Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

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Why did the statistician drown?

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What do you call an angle that's adorable?

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Why was the algebra teacher so good at gardening?

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Why did the math teacher write on the window?

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What did the triangle say to the circle?

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Why are math books always sad?

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Why was algebra easy for the gardener?

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What did the right angle say after a long week?

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Why is six afraid of seven?

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Why did pi flunk driver's ed?

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What's a math teacher's favorite kind of tree?

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What's an integer's favorite kind of party?