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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

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I'm not great at math,

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Why was the gardener happy?

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Why is the sky always so cheerful?

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Why was the gardener so wise?

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I told my plant a secret.

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What did the snowman say to the carrot?

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What's a skeleton's least favorite room?

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

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Why are bookshelves always so confident?

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Why did the friendly book go to therapy?

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What did the lamp say to its kid?

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What did the kind cloud say to the rainbow?

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What did the big flower say to the little flower?

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What did the heart say to the body?

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Why did the rainbow get a job?

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog?

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Why are skeletons so calm?

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Why was the diary so encouraging?

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Why is the bicycle such a good listener?

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What did the umbrella say in a storm?

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

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What did the kind shoe say to the lost sock?

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Why are sunflowers so popular?