JokesHow do you know when a programmer is an extrovert?PunchlineThey look at your shoes when they talk to you.
JokesWhy did the SQL developer break up with his girlfriend?PunchlineThere was no foreign key in their relationship.
JokesHow many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?PunchlineNone. That's a hardware problem.
JokesHow many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?PunchlineNone. That's a hardware issue.
JokesWhy are computer scientists bad at relationships?PunchlineThey keep trying to merge in the wrong branch.
JokesWhy do TCP packets never get to parties on time?PunchlineThey're too reliable — always ACKnowledging things first.